Written by Manx1

One evening Super Mario decided to candy flip with Yoshi. They didn't expect to do much more than trip that peaceful evening, chilling at Toad House... Yet their expectations abruptly changed as the high began to reach it's peak. Things started to get a little hot, so Mario took off his iconic red shirt. Sweat was dripping from his mammalian pores. The heat was rising but the natural lights of the toad house began to dim unnaturally. Much to yoshi's dismay, it wasn't masculine lust in the air. It was something more sinister.
             The heat was coming from none other than the Koopa King's hellish fireballs! While our heroes were distracted, Magikoopa suddenly appeared from behind and swiped a single chromosome from each of them. "Bwa hahaha" belted the mighty Bowzer, "Now that you both have down syndrome, Princess Toadstool is mine!" He continued. "Your current mental state cannot be changed without your chromosomes intact."
              The Chromosomes were a wirey mesh, each with a core that had a distinctive glow about them. One red, and one green. Koopa dangled them in-front of our heroes' doe eyed mugs, and it was the most beautiful thing they'd ever seen. In a moment of dimwitted clarity, Mario thought they must be some sort of divine dish of spaghetti and meatballs, his all time favorite. Mario had eaten glowing things many times before in his life, so he opened his mouth and before he could take a bite, Koopa whipped the orbs away from their rightful owners, as the portal spell that Magikoopa had quietly prepared took it's shape against the wall of the toad house. "This time you're staying DOWN!! Bwa haha!" the villains belted as they entered the warp zone. "So long Suckerrrrrsss..!!!" Then, in a flash, they were gone. However the cackles of Magikoopa still lingered as the room's lighting returned to how it was before.
Our heroes have only been this high once before in their lives -and seeing as both Super Mario and Yoshi are seasoned "herbalist aficionados" As Toadstool would politely put it- That's saying something. Touching a Fuzzy and getting dizzy is just a matter of coming down. This time they have the downs, so coming down is out of the question. It looks like the Koopa King has hatched his most diabolical plan yet! How will our dynamic duo find their missing faculties and return to sobriety so that they can save Toadstool?! Find out in the newest exciting installment in the legendary Super Mario Series! "Super Mario & The Hidden Chromosomes." Coming to all Funco-land locations this holiday season.
Let's-a-GO!